It’s that time of the week once more when Helen Jones unleashes her large soap sud covered probe. Some people have small ones. So small they have to pretend generic BBC press releases are exclusive to them, yes lying to their readers. They gingerly try to make their probe seem bigger by deliberately misleading their readers by fiddling the time of publication of some of their articles, so it looks like they were first with the details. We hope their probe throbs, but what a reputation to have… Well you don’t get any of that with Helen, what you do get is a huge collection of soap information for the week ahead. Yes the entire goings on in EastEnders, Coronation Street, Emmerdale, Hollyoaks, Home and Away, Neighbours, Doctors, Scotland’s River City and Ireland’s Fair City.